Drink every time:
They say "Alliance"
Serenity is the most beautiful thing you've ever seen
They're probably all going to die
River creeps you out, but in, like, a really cool way
Kaylee "flirts" terribly and it's uncomfortably relatable
You love Wash
You realize Captain is both brains AND dreamy dreamy brawn
A reaver gives you a "nightmare eve" (when something gives you the heebie jeebies so much that you know you'll be having nightmares about them soon enough. Nightmare eve.)
Drink two times:
When The Operative swords Dr. Mathias like a teeny tiny "this is a good death" peasant
Drink three times:
When Captain delivers his "I aim to Misbehave" speech and it makes you weep like an infant child
When River whispers "Miranda" and then kicks maj ass
Take a shot:
When Wash's last "leaf on the wind" is interrupted. Then pause the movie and take as long as you need. (Forever) ((Drink as much as you'd like before you hit Play again)) (((An entire bottle of wine is acceptable/encouraged.)))
"My turn." …..do we need to say more here?